Ask Deb Morgan

Miami Metro's Finest


The name's Morgan. Debra fuckin' Morgan. I'm a foul mouthed girl and the new fucking Lieutenant of Miami Metro Police Department's Homicide unit. Any more questions? Read the fucking link you're at and visit the ask box. Jesus..

dexter-bayharborbutcher-morgan asked,

Geez, just a simple question Deb. No need to get so bent outta shape. Anyway, I've gotta find /some/ way to pass the time. Better I'm here than sneaking off again, right? *small smile*

I’m not all bent out of fucking shape, Dex. You know how I am. And yes, a lot fucking better than sneaking off again. I don’t even know why I was so fucking tired.

dexter-bayharborbutcher-morgan asked,

I got a question for ya, Deb. Why do you say 'fuck', or some variation of the word, so much? Dad would probably turn over in his grave if he heard some of the things you say. *chuckles* You could make a sailor blush.

Shut the fuck up, Dexter. Are you trolling my page now because I wont let you out of my sight unless we’re both at the office, because that’s a little fucking creepy.

Fucking leave me questions. Got a case to work on.

powerpuffdeadite asked,

Forgive that he's a fucking serial killer, maybe? About that, I was eavesdropping your session with your therapist. Sorry, i couldn't help it. So do you love him or not?

I don’t know where you got that idea, but my step-brother is not a fucking serial killer. Unless our life is on TV and I don’t fucking know it, I wouldn’t know you people would know that… 

Uh… What. The fuck? I do not love my step-brother.

Anonymous asked,

So did Lundy ever successfully teach you how to cook anything?

No. Lundy never fucking taught me how to cook.

powerpuffdeadite asked,

Since you finally realized you love Dexter(but honestly, who can't resist that gorgeous body), do you think you'll forgive him soon enough to have a sex scene with him? ;)

Forgive him for what? Fucking killing Travis? That guy was a sick mother fucker. As for me “loving” my brother. AHAHAHAHA. You’re fucking stupid. But really, how the fuck would you know that?

Am I allowed to not answer a question. The fuck is this…

Fucking seriously?

There was one fucking question. What’s this shit? Send me more, or I’m fucking done with this. 

Anonymous asked,

I think you and Doakes would have made an awesome couple. Do you agree?

Jesus. Doakes? What is this? I haven’t talked about him in.. months! Why the fuck would someone bring him up now?

Anonymous asked,

Would you consider training someone to work cases with you like Masuka is doing, or would they just piss you off?

I would definitely consider it, but who fucking knows. They probably would piss me off a little.

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