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Miami Metro's Finest


The name's Morgan. Debra fuckin' Morgan. I'm a foul mouthed girl and the new fucking Lieutenant of Miami Metro Police Department's Homicide unit. Any more questions? Read the fucking link you're at and visit the ask box. Jesus..

dexter-bayharborbutcher-morgan asked,

*blows a puff of air with a small shrug and shake of the head* Long day at work? You've been pushing yourself pretty hard.

Mostly to watch your ass. I’m really fucking worried about you, Dex.

O-fucking-k

Now my blog is organized.

So, fuckin’ blow up my ask box.

Working on a new theme…

Since you pricks wont fucking ask me more questions.

dexter-bayharborbutcher-morgan asked,

Geez, just a simple question Deb. No need to get so bent outta shape. Anyway, I've gotta find /some/ way to pass the time. Better I'm here than sneaking off again, right? *small smile*

I’m not all bent out of fucking shape, Dex. You know how I am. And yes, a lot fucking better than sneaking off again. I don’t even know why I was so fucking tired.

dexter-bayharborbutcher-morgan asked,

I got a question for ya, Deb. Why do you say 'fuck', or some variation of the word, so much? Dad would probably turn over in his grave if he heard some of the things you say. *chuckles* You could make a sailor blush.

Shut the fuck up, Dexter. Are you trolling my page now because I wont let you out of my sight unless we’re both at the office, because that’s a little fucking creepy.

Anonymous asked,

How old were you when you started swearing?

After my dad died.

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Anonymous asked,

Now that you know Dexter is a serial killer, do ya still love him?

Fuck off.

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Why are there so many fucking blogs on my dashboard?

I thought I was only following the ghost of that fucker, Rudy/Brian.

But, anyway. I need some more questions so fucking click this link.

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takemewherethestreetlightsglow asked,

why are you so fucking awesome? :) no but seriously, you're a great role model-- at least you're mine. Also, I'm thinking I want to be a detective. got any advice? you're so good at your job.

Probably the best fucking question I’ve gotten so far. Thank you for being a human being.

Being a detective is a lot of fucking hard work. You see dead bodies, all the time. And some seriously fucked up shit happens. If you have the stomach for it, even I don’t sometimes, then try it out. But, like I said.. A lot of hard work.

Anonymous asked,

Did you ever love Quinn?

Why do you think I told that pompous asshole I wouldn’t marry him? I did love him. But it wouldn’t of worked well.

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