Ask Deb Morgan

Miami Metro's Finest


The name's Morgan. Debra fuckin' Morgan. I'm a foul mouthed girl and the new fucking Lieutenant of Miami Metro Police Department's Homicide unit. Any more questions? Read the fucking link you're at and visit the ask box. Jesus..

dexter-bayharborbutcher-morgan asked,

*blows a puff of air with a small shrug and shake of the head* Long day at work? You've been pushing yourself pretty hard.

Mostly to watch your ass. I’m really fucking worried about you, Dex.

O-fucking-k

Now my blog is organized.

So, fuckin’ blow up my ask box.

Fucking leave me questions. Got a case to work on.

Anonymous asked,

So did Lundy ever successfully teach you how to cook anything?

No. Lundy never fucking taught me how to cook.

powerpuffdeadite asked,

Forgive that he's a fucking serial killer, maybe? About that, I was eavesdropping your session with your therapist. Sorry, i couldn't help it. So do you love him or not?

I don’t know where you got that idea, but my step-brother is not a fucking serial killer. Unless our life is on TV and I don’t fucking know it, I wouldn’t know you people would know that… 

Uh… What. The fuck? I do not love my step-brother.

If you want to see all of my fucking Q & A's...

powerpuffdeadite asked,

Since you finally realized you love Dexter(but honestly, who can't resist that gorgeous body), do you think you'll forgive him soon enough to have a sex scene with him? ;)

Forgive him for what? Fucking killing Travis? That guy was a sick mother fucker. As for me “loving” my brother. AHAHAHAHA. You’re fucking stupid. But really, how the fuck would you know that?

Am I allowed to not answer a question. The fuck is this…

Fucking seriously?

There was one fucking question. What’s this shit? Send me more, or I’m fucking done with this. 

Anonymous asked,

I think you and Doakes would have made an awesome couple. Do you agree?

Jesus. Doakes? What is this? I haven’t talked about him in.. months! Why the fuck would someone bring him up now?

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